So, many people around here say "I'm good at this!" or "I'm good at that."

Morons. The lot of you. Because nobody is better at breaking nasty habits than:

ATORA HANASHIMA -- BEAST AND MAN TRAINERGot that dog who won't stop peeing in the house? Or that boyfriend who keeps cheating? I'm the one who can snap them back into place and quickly. Nobody ( Read more... )

Where can I find a large, and I do mean large, aquarium tank? The pet stores around here only stock the ones that are way too small for a turtle to fit in and I want Shelly to be comfortable.

That's if I find him after some moron left him out where he could be eaten by the City's monsters. Good job, idiot!

Naruto, sweetie, how are you settling in

The truth is, I'm not very good at grocery shopping. I get distracted on the way to the market by tiny fluffy faces and cute purrs and adorable hops. Instead of milk and eggs, I came home with these babies:


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Nobody speak to Abel. In fact, nobody be friends with him anymore. He abandons animals and I bet he abused poor Cocoa.

Oh, Cocoa. I'm sorry. You were just misunderstood. I wanted to find you a better home, but no, the priest saw fit to toss you out into the cold, cold night. Soon, it'll be Tres' turn.

The horror of Abel's ways.

I don't know where the rumor started (actually, I'm pretty sure Natsu started it), but I'm ending it here. Gray Fullbuster is not, I repeat, is not fat. I've seen him naked and under no circumstances would I date an overweight man without making him work out first ( Read more... )